Kinky Friedman for Governor
This summer my dad mentioned to me that a guy by the name of Kinky Friedman is running for governor. Any time somebody mentions to me that an independent has a real shot at an election I’m halfway to voting for them. I’ll try not to play the all politicians are worthless but I’ve been disillusioned by Washington lately. I don’t know if the idea of just trying something different is good one but I’m tired of what we have. I looked at Kinky's platform and I could tell that he’s shooting from the hip on some of these issues and may be too simplistic in his views to be a reponsible choice.
His famous quote “"How hard can it be?" speaks to this.
Other quotes:
"May the God of your choice bless you,"
"Last time, they spent $100 million just to drive 71 percent of us away from the polls, this time, that 71 percent is coming roarin' back -- with pitchforks ! -- to throw the money-changers out of the temple!"
"Hi, folks, it's Kinky Friedman, here to wish the Houston Comets a happy tenth anniversary." He pauses, then leans forward and jabs his cigar at the camera. "Houston Comets basketball -- it's not just for lesbians anymore!"
A good article, and the source for most of these quotes is at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/17/AR2006071701461_pf.html
He has taken positions that are definitely against my views, pro-gay marriage, pro-choice and allowing casinos to be opened in Texas. The upside of the casinos is they will fund the school system. The decision that I have to make is which is better? A slick talking governor that ignores me or one that tells me what I don’t want to hear to my face. Maybe my analyzer side will kick in later and change my mind but for now I feel like Kinky and I'm going to use my vote to support him. Like he said "I can't screw things up any worse than they already have."
His famous quote “"How hard can it be?" speaks to this.
Other quotes:
"May the God of your choice bless you,"
"Last time, they spent $100 million just to drive 71 percent of us away from the polls, this time, that 71 percent is coming roarin' back -- with pitchforks ! -- to throw the money-changers out of the temple!"
"Hi, folks, it's Kinky Friedman, here to wish the Houston Comets a happy tenth anniversary." He pauses, then leans forward and jabs his cigar at the camera. "Houston Comets basketball -- it's not just for lesbians anymore!"
A good article, and the source for most of these quotes is at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/17/AR2006071701461_pf.html
He has taken positions that are definitely against my views, pro-gay marriage, pro-choice and allowing casinos to be opened in Texas. The upside of the casinos is they will fund the school system. The decision that I have to make is which is better? A slick talking governor that ignores me or one that tells me what I don’t want to hear to my face. Maybe my analyzer side will kick in later and change my mind but for now I feel like Kinky and I'm going to use my vote to support him. Like he said "I can't screw things up any worse than they already have."
posted by Russell at
4:36 PM
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کیر سگ تو کس ننه سید اولاد پیغمبر و کس ننه خود پیامبر اسلام.
کیر خوک تو کس ننه امام حسین.
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صلوات: الله و کیر خر تو کس ننه محمد و آل محمد.
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